We grown-ups use Facebook to talk about the funny things we’ve gotten up to, or how we feel, or even what’s happening in our everyday lives.
But if our toddlers had a Facebook page, we’re pretty sure they’re statuses would look a little like this:
1. I can’t BELIEVE mum put that photo of me sitting on the potty on her Instagram page. Sure, I look super cute, but still – cringe!
2. Had the best day EVER covering the kitchen walls in Sudocrem. SO much fun. Mum didn’t look too happy though but I think it’s because she’s jealous of my artistic capabilities.
3. I cried all day today. For no reason! It was just one of those days. What can I say, I’m in touch with my emotions.
4. Mum’s just had a new baby! But she’s MY mum, mine. Well the only thing for it is to cry and whine and cling onto her legs so she remembers that I need her too. That should do it.
5. WHAT has mum dressed me in? I look like a dweeb – a dinosaur driving a train on my bum? Oh man, everyone in crèche is gonna laugh at me.
6. Mum and dad are going out for dinner tonight. I’m so happy for them, they deserve some time to themselves. JOKE. I’m going to time it perfectly so that I puke on the babysitter just around the time they’ll be ordering their main. Muhaha!
7. Any other toddlers out there overhear their mum laughing to their friends about their farts? I mean, it’s so embarrassing, so undignified.
8. Just been clothes shopping with mum. Most boring day of my life. So boring that I decided to liven things up by ripping all the clothes off their hangers and throwing them on the floor. You’re here for a good time, not a long time, am I right?
9. Puréed apple again?
10. I pooed in the bath. It was SO funny.
11. I asked my mum to buy me a red ice lolly, but when she gave it to me I cried and said I wanted a blue one instead. Then she got me a blue one and I just threw it on the ground and said I didn’t want it. You should have seen the look on her face!
12. I cried all day today because my mum wouldn’t let me wear my wellies. So what if it’s too hot outside, I’m an independent toddler – how dare she make that kind of decision in my life?
13. Woke mum and dad up today at 5am because I wanted to go to the beach to play with Nemo.
14. I licked the toys in crèche today and got into trouble! But I was cleaning them!
15. Mum just made me a delicious dinner. But I wouldn’t touch it and instead I tried to eat a crayon. Hahaha, I’m SO funny!
Can you relate mums? What do you think YOUR toddler would say if they had access to Facebook? We’d love to hear from you!
