We’ve come across a pretty darn hilarious (and just a little bit naughty) book to gift to parents or parents-to-be. You always hear about the way your lives are going to change when you become parents, but one very important topic is often forgotten about – sex!
Gone are those taken-for-granted days when you can bump uglies anytime you want. Nope, for mums and dads sexy time is akin to a military operation in case the whole clan run in and cry, “Why is mummy hurting daddy?”
Nobody Likes A C***block is described as the “children’s book for parents who aren’t getting any”.
“If you're a parent who knows the pain of hearing your toddler cry over the baby monitor the second magic was about to go down (no pun intended) in your love den, this book is for you,” reads the book’s description on Amazon.
“If you're a parent whose 4 year-old seems to know the moment you're about to break that month-long day dry spell and takes that opportunity to c**p their pajama pants, this book is for you.”
And hilariously, Nobody Likes A C***block is just like a children’s book. It even features illustrations of woodland creatures. But the similarity ends there because the woodland creature are… well, mums and dads trying to get it on.
We think this book would be the PERFECT gift for a baby shower or a wedding. You can get your hands on it HERE.
