We asked MummyPages mums to share anything cringe-worthy that happened during their nine months and so many got involved we just had to write two articles!

 

Check out what they said – you might be able to relate to a few!

 

1. Louise: “I sneezed and peed and thought my waters had broken!”

 

2. Rachel: “I was trying to fit into a top that was clearly too small and I got stuck. I had a meltdown while my partner had to help me take it off!” 

 

 

3. Rachel: ”Trying to get out of bed in the morning I looked like a tortoise stuck on its back. And with my second, I had a cough and cold from October until her birth in February. Every time I coughed a little bit of wee came out. Had to resort to wearing Tenna ladies! Oh and PDP with the first one so was  walking like John Wayne!”

 

4. Hannah: “I was standing at the top of the stairs on a bus waiting to get off when I projectile vomited over everyone including myself! An old guy tutted and moaned that I was hungover. Was still very embarrassing!”

 

 

5. Vicky: “I remember after my son was born I was walking around the supermarket and people were giving me strange looks. I hadn’t realised that my breasts had leaked milk all over my top! I was so embarrassed that I bought a new top and lots of breast pads!”

 

6. Sarah: “It's the flatulence. So embarrassing!”

 

 

7. Linda: “Passing a chipper on a main road, I vomited and peed myself at the same time - I just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me.”

 

8. Klaire: “My waters broke while I was in the shop buying a Mars bar, right at the till!”

 

9. Fi: ”The same roundabout on the daily school run made me gag. A few times I actually got sick in the spare coffee paper cup I kept in the car. But once I got so sick I wet myself. The head had to met me in the car park and take my daughter in for me. I was a mess covered in sick and wet trousers - not a good look!”

 

 

10. Gemma: “Didn't happen to me, but it happened to my sister. She was going to IKEA with her husband, and before they set off on their hour long trip, they had a cooked breakfast. When they were on the dual carriageway next to IKEA, my sister suddenly became unwell and was violently sick all over herself, the windscreen, the dash, footwells and controls. To make matters worse, the bounce back was so hard that she had also managed to splatter the back seats and back windscreen -no mean feat in a Zafira! They had to turn around and go straight home. Needless to say, she hasn't eaten scrambled egg since and her daughter will be two in July.” 

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