OK, try not to panic, but the gods have sent us the greatest gift of all time - and it involves melted cheese (of course).
The Fondoodler (excellent choice of name, tbh) is a very special gun-like contraption, that functions just like a hot glue gun.
The difference here is that, instead of sticks of glue, the Fondoodler melts sticks of CHEESE.
Can I get a HALLELUJAH?
According to the Fondoodler's website, you will have melted cheese within three minutes of removing the device from the box.
Are those tears of joy?
This life-changing device will set you back just $25, which is a small price to pay for true happiness.
Thank you, Cheesus!