There are a whole variety of characters you might meet on any given day in the shops. Some of them are grand, plenty of them are not...
So if you are planning on a bit of a shopping trip this weekend, brace yourself because you are bound to bump into the following eight types of people!
1. The awkward boyfriend
Standing uncomfortably beside his girlfriend while she bra shops.
2. The slow walkers
Excuse me lady, Primark isn't going to destroy itself.
3. The woman with the buggy in front of you during the River Island sale
Why today? Why now? Why me?
4. The not-so-innocent old lady
I know you're elderly but this is the last size ten so I'll fight to the grave.
5. The person texting in front of you
You can't tell you're annoying me but you really are.
6. The unsure teen
You have seven seconds to decide whether or not you're going to purchase that because coral looks great on me...
7. The person who complains about you for no reason
We're clothes shopping, it's all about competition and possible violence...
8. The gathering of the size threes
All shoes are reduced and the only ones left are size three. Let the games begin...
