When a gal is content for her boyfriend to go naked paddle boarding in full view of the paparazzi, you imagine she's pretty chill about everything else in the relationship too.
But it sounds like Katy Perry picks and chooses her battles if a recent interview with Women's Wear Daily is anything to go by.
While naked watersports is a go'er, living in Malibu is most definitely not.
Not content with Orlando's decision to set up shop by the beach (is she serious?), Katy vented in a way which has many of us here at SHEmazing! HQ shaking our heads in confusion.
"My boyfriend lives in Malibu and getting used to that drive was, like, ‘Are you kidding me? What kind of life is this?"
"There’s no pop-over and I never really got used to Malibu ‘cause it’s halfway to Santa Barbara, so I’m always just going to Santa Barbara then." she sighed.
While she acknowledged the perks of living by the sea, she insisted that people were less likely to come visit due to the distance.
"I get the whole coming to L.A. and living by the beach thing," she admitted before adding "But it’s really… it’s so far, nobody who lives in town is going to come see you."
Jeez Katy, sounds like your wallet is too big for your fifties as well...
