1. Mum get up! So what if it’s 2am! I’ve been waiting 364 days for this I want to open my presents NOW!
2. Santa ate the mince pie and drank the brandy – but why is carrot still here?
3. Can we watch Home Alone?
4. Can we watch Home Alone 2: Lost in New York?
5. Oh, pyjamas. Thanks.
6. This needs batteries mum! Do we have batteries mum? Mum it won’t light up unless we have BATTERIES!
7. Can’t I just have Ferrero Rochers for dinner?
8. He / she / they CHEATED!
9. Thanks mum I love ALL my pressies! Except the underpants.
10. What… is… this? Oh, practical stuff. Yuck.
11. Mum can I go out on my new bike / scooter / rollerblades? Okay, okay, can I at least go out when the streetlights turn off then?
12. LOOK what Santa got me!
13. Do we HAVE to play Scrabble?
14. Can we watch The Santa Clause?
15. Mum, I’m full. My tummy hurts. Can you pass me a packet of crisps and a bag of jellies?
16. Please can I not sit beside Grandad mum? I love him but he farts after sprouts.
17. I love you mum and I love Christmas.
18. Can I go spend my vouchers now?
19. I wanted that! How come she / he / they got it?!
20. Look mum I'm sharing.
