The thought of being sent a rude snap by a stranger makes our blood boil – how can we not view it as anything other than misogynistic and violating?
So when one woman was sent a d**k pic by some idiot, she sent him what the Internet has dubbed ‘the best rejection letter ever’.
Using sepia-toned pages complete with a crest, 28-year old Sarah Louise Jordan eloquently put the sender in his place, in the form of a college rejection letter, beginning it with, “Dear Sir, thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.”
She then told the creep that she was going to send him a report of why it didn’t pass muster, which was to feature categories like, “Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step by step guide to saying hello), how to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves, better ways to deal with your sexual frustration, how to dress you d*** for social media (a rough guide to pants) and penis-reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.”
Thanks to her dry wit, the Sarah-Louise has gone viral, with commenters loving her well-worded smack down.
“Brilliant. Classy. Freakinfantastic way to make the little weenie “shrink & scamper”... (pun intended),” said one. “Well done, Sarah-Louise! WELL DONE.”
While another added: “On behalf of the entire male gender, I'd like to apologise to the Net-connected women of the world for what they have to go through while simply going about their daily activities.”
“A chap just said hello and sent me a picture. I hadn't interacted with him before, to my knowledge, so it was more than odd,” Sarah-Louise told Mail Online.
“I think unsolicited pictures are one of those mind boggling things that happen to women on the internet. I've never known quite what to say to someone who crosses lines like that.”
Well now she does! LOVE it gal!
