This Twitter thread is exactly the piece of sunshine we needed today. 

 

Writer Tessa Dare was out with her friends children when the 5-year-old spotted a crow. She called a "Halloween eagle". Too cute.

 

 

Thus started the cutest Twitter thread we've seen in yonks- alternative names kids give to things. 

 

From animals: 

 

 

To all kinds of food: 

 

 

Pesky body parts: 

 

 

All about that technology:

 

 

This kids is going places- literally: 

 

 

Wrong time and place maybe? Still hilarious though.

 

 

Transport will never look the same again:

 

 

Hygiene first, adorableness second:

 

 

Surprisingly deep and poetic...  

 

 

That just made our day! Do you have any cute kiddie names for things? 

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