You think you’ve seen and heard it all… and then you find out there are pills that can make your – um, how do we approach this delicately – farts smells like chocolate or roses.
Yep, they say that people who are a bit on the narcissistic side think their botty burps smell like roses, but according to French company Lutin Malin, by popping a few Fart Pills fragrant farts are now within the reach of everyone.
And before you think this is a late April Fool’s joke, trust us, these botty pills are very real!
According to the Fart Pill’s website, the inventor decided to hit the lab because he was “at a table with friends after a copious meal when we nearly asphyxiated ourselves with our smelly farts. The gas wasn't that great for our table neighbours. So something had to be done about this. You can disguise the sound of a fart but not the stench...”
Again, just to reiterate (we feel it’s necessary), this is NOT a joke.
Fragrances include rose, violet, chocolate and a special romantic Valentine’s ginger blend.
The pill is totally safe, say the company, and is a dietary supplement based on natural ingredients.
So what do you reckon? Will you be flavouring your farts anytime soon? Or maybe you have a man in your house who could do with a course (or ten) of the pills?
