When Sarah McCammon's son sat down to write his letter to Santa, she was expecting a usual letter from her six year old. She thought that he would ask for toys, hopefully thank him for last years presents. 

 

The boy, however, had other plans:

 

 

In his hilariously brutal letter, he completely tears Santa apart, and decorates the margins with Christmas wreaths and skulls. The letter (with spelling corrections) reads: 

 

"Dear Santa, 

 

Santa I am only doing this for the class. I know your naughty list is empty and I know your good list is empty. And your life is empty.

 

You don't know the trouble I've had in my life. Good bye.

 

Love,

 

I'm not telling you my name." 

 

We can't even- what a cheeky little guy! 

 

Before you get worried about the "trouble" he has in his life, his mother insists that it's nothing more than his brother. 

 

 

Other parents have replied with their own hilarious stories of children's brutal honesty: 

 

 

Kids really do say the damndest things, especially when they're not supposed to!  

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