For many teens a lads’ holiday is a rite of passage – as mums to teenagers are no doubt aware!
But for one teen about to embark on a lads’ trip to Magaluf, his girlfriend is leaving nothing to chance.
Kieran Lumsden from Edinburgh posted a set of images on his Twitter page of his girlfriend Whitney’s 10-step rule book for the trip ahead with the caption: “Whitney’s took psychoness to a new level.”
He also added in a couple of laughter emojis, so no doubt he finds the strict list as hilarious as we do.
“No girls whatsoever,” read one point in her 10 Rules for Magaluf book. “Don't look. Don't talk. Do not touch!!!!!! (Cheat and I will destroy everything Celtic, I will also make your life a living hell).”
Ooh-er.
Whitneys took psychoness to a new level pic.twitter.com/jq0BUflaqw
— Keern (@KieranLumsden67) 31 July 2016
And while there is certainly a strong ‘keep away from the opposite sex’ bias, Whitney also has a few sensible demands in there, like don’t get a tattoo (she will check upon return) and don’t take drugs because they are “for mugs”.
Hilarious!
