As parents, if we don’t laugh we’ll cry, so we have developed a… shall we say, twisted sense of humour to deal with the everyday stresses of looking after our kids.
So a menu from a US deli has tickled our funny bones.
Shared on Reddit, Front Street’s Deli’s spot on menu perfectly demonstrates how fussy children can be at mealtimes.
Child-friendly options include:
- I Don’t Know: Hot dog with French fries
- I Don’t Care: Chicken tenders with French fries
- I’m Not Hungry: Grilled cheese with French fries
- I Don’t Want That: Fish sticks with French fries
Something tells us the person who wrote that menu has children!
“When my daughter can't/won't figure out something to order I pick for her and get the thing that sounds tastiest to me,” commented one pretty genius dad. “That way once I'm finished my meal I can enjoy eating the remaining 75% or whatever of hers, then hate myself afterwards.
“It's one of the best parts about being a dad if we're being honest here.
While another commenter actually made a pretty good point: “Why can't kids menus consist of smaller portions of adult meals? Who decided that kids only eat chicken nuggets, grilled cheese and hot dogs?”
