Desperate times call for desperate measures, right?
Anyone with a fear of spiders will totally relate to one person’s rather unorthodox request to their postman.
Posted on Imgur, the hilarious note is a plea of terror from a no doubt desperate character.
“Dear Mr. Postman!” it read.
“Beholder of parcels, bringer of utility bills. I write to you on this day to ask a simple task of you. Living on the right side of my mailbox is a spider, seemingly holding my mail hostage. If you could remove him for me, whether by location or brutal murder, I would be forever in your debt.
Signed, Resident.”
Now while we’ve no way of knowing if the postman carried out the contract killing / relocation package, something tells us he would have be only to happy to oblige. Well, that or he read the note, screamed and ran, and begged his superior for a route change.
Hilarious!
