With Tinder and Match.com everywhere you look, you’d think nobody would stick an ad looking for love in the paper again.
Well, you’d be wrong.
A particularly nosy grandparent has submitted an ad to a family magazine looking for a wife for his/her 25-year-old grandson, and they’ve done their very best to sell the youngster in print.
According to grandma or grandpa, the youngster is “handsome, clever” and has a “gsoh.” As such, just anybody won’t do.
In fact, he’ll be needing someone who is “moral, loving, kind” who wants a “large family.”
The ad ends with a reminder that time is running out, although not necessarily for the grandson.
“Want him settled, I’m 89 yrs,” it reads.
Wow. We’re reading the personals section more often!
When people ask me why I buy @irelandsown2014, I just show them personal ads like these. pic.twitter.com/rAjUWW7Hpd
— Darragh Doyle (@darraghdoyle) August 1, 2016
