Food
Strawberries- 'Happys’. Because they make her happy! What better reason? Maybe we should apply it to chocolate.
Marshmallows- 'Squishy fellows'. Too adorable for words.
Scrambled eggs- 'Strangled eggs'. Easy mistake to make, right?
Croutons- 'Soup cookies'. Oh, we're definitely stealing that one.
Tinned meatballs- 'Bingos.' Because...because...no, we have no idea.
Kinder Surprise Egg- 'Shake Shake'. She's right, that's exactly what you do to them first.
Blueberries- 'Boobies'. Let's hope they grow out of this one soon!
Family members
Uncle Lee – ‘Ugly’. Aw, poor Uncle Lee!
Auntie Siobhan –‘Girl’. Straight to the point, we suppose!
Grandad- 'Butt'. We have no words.
All the others…
Bra- 'Booby knickers'. Makes sense when you think about it, right?
Father Christmas – 'Farmer chip chip'. Could that be any cuter?
"The cattle are lowing" - "The catalogues are lonely.” An interesting variation on the lyrics of much loved Christmas carol, Away in a Manger.
Policeman – 'Mee-Maw Men'. Again, makes perfect sense when you think about it!
Helicopter- 'Yappa'. Maybe because of the sound it makes? We're not quite sure...
Heart- 'Dotcom'. Sounds like a techie genius in the making!
The Little Mermaid- 'Fishy Barbie'. Spot on.
Conkers- 'Plonkers'. Almost right!
Toothpaste- 'Poopaste'. Ewww!
Hiccups- Teacups. Ha!
Thank you to everyone who contributed! We have a feeling we may be adopting some of these ourselves. Soup cookie, anyone?