Being pregnant might mean you can get away with certain things, but there are definitely a few things that you most certainly can’t do, pregnant or not.

 

Get really angry

We all know what happens to our hormones when we are pregnant - bridezilla has nothing on us - but that doesn’t mean you can simply scream and shout at every shop assistant who can’t find that jar of pickles for you or get really angry if someone doesn’t hold the door for you. You seriously need to hold it in...

 

Cry hysterically 

We all love a good cry every now and then, but normally in the comfort of our own home and usually while watching a tear jerker. Now we’re not saying there is anything wrong with a good 'ol weep, but with that said you shouldn’t really start crying just because they are out of your foundation colour. Think of the poor shop keeper. At least hold it in until you are sitting in your cry. Then you can let it all out.

 

Take your bra off while shopping

Your ever-growing boobs are no doubt a constant source of pain, but no matter how uncomfortable or squished they might feel it is never ok to whip off your bra during the grocery shop. Never ok.

 

Fart

Flatulence is definitely a side of pregnancy that nobody likes to think about, but unfortunately it is something that you have to deal with. However, that doesn’t mean you can stand in the middle of a crowded room and let one rip, there is no way you would do this at any other time and now is no different. Do the polite thing and step outside the room...

 

Wear your pyjamas outside the house 

Wearing pyjamas outside is definitely not a good look and even if you have a gaggle of kids to get to school and a seven month sized belly to carry, there is always time to pop on a pair of tracksuit bottoms. Always. 

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