Kids - you just never know what they'll come out with next!


Our little rascals can always be relied upon to come out with some of the strangest, cutest and funniest of remarks at all the right (or wrong) times.


Here are some gems we came across that will have you in stitches.


They will always be up-front and honest with us:



Not to mention direct:



Sometimes they are downright cruel:



They ponder the mysteries of the world (and the human body):





They have the BEST put-downs and insults. We're saving this for when we need a particularly good comeback!



 They make you laugh even when they didn't intend to:



Do your kids come out with some crazy statements? Let us know!


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